Female-Identifying Famous Person Wears Clothes with Male-Identifying Person Nearby

Yesterday, Female-Identifying Famous Person with talent walked in the daylight with an apparently male person. This female-identifying person wore a piece of clothing: an organ smashing corset! No, this isn’t the 1500s (when we could expect a corset to regularly be worn in the daytime), lol! The body-constraining item came in bubblegum pink for that child-like va va voom sex appeal. It was tightly laced up the front, imprinting its criss-cross pattern on her bulging skin which is forced out through the seam. The front lace has an added benefit - one can get in and out of it without assistance.
This piece of clothing, with its long and complex history, was the perfect thing to compel her body into exaggerated, sexualized forms with the added bonus of keeping her short of breath and unable to sit down comfortably. The Male-Identifying Person wore clothes that allowed for deep breaths, general freedom of movement, and was not sexualized in any way. In fact, any male-identifying person for the last 70 years, from the age of 3 to 103, would look totally unremarkable in the look.

Sure, corsets used to be undergarments. But now you can wear them 24 hours a day! Please note: for your safety, do not wear a corset for 24 hours in a single day. Other famous female-identifying people, many without talent, also wear this anything-but-casual look at any hour of the day or night.  #YOUSHOULDTOO #casualfainting

About this post:

This is a lampooning of a recent post from Grown-up Vogue. Teen Vogue is pretty progressive these days, even when discussing fashion, but not so much over here. While there is some heavy shit going on in the world today (Black Lives Fucking MORE Than Matter, for instance) I have turned to my tried and true habit of offering unsolicited criticism/advice to blow off steam.
Satire, y'all. I am not critiquing her outfit, she looks great (if a bit uncomfortable).
This article was suggested to me by Facebook. It’s funny because I expect more from this legendary, election-throwing algorithm, because, no, I am not interested AT ALL in what this woman wears. Perhaps most importantly, images of corseted people give me a visceral reaction. Having had kidney surgery, I am physically horrified at the idea of having my sides, abdomen, or midsection forcibly constrained. The above is how my mind understood the original article.