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Sexy Images of the French Revolution: Halloween edition

I walked in to the living room and my son (8) says, "Anne (mom, in Turkish), if you could be anything you wanted to be, what would it be?" Pause to think... Me: "Like middle or upper middle class probably. I mean really rich people are horrible and evil, but just like, I'd like to be able to not fly economy on super long flights. And age with dignity, you know?" Him: Blank stare. "Um, I mean for Halloween." Me: "Oh, yeah. Um, I don't know." I went with Linda Belcher, iykyk. ...Thinking about how the other day, I heard that your Halloween costume should be "sexy" + the last thing you googled. So...sexy images of the French Revolution. What would that costume look like? The bloody, decapitated head of Marie Anoinette in a slutty blood soaked dress? Kaya: "Anne?" "Yes, bebeğim?" "I want to be Charlie Brown.          

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